Hee hee hee :)
Oct. 8th, 2002 11:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maristuAccording to a scientific study (which kind of takes the fun out of it, if you ask me), this is the funniest joke in the world:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Heh. Heheheheheheh. :)
There's also a list of the funniest jokes from around the world. My personal favorite is:
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Yes, I'm easily amused :) But really, all of them are pretty funny. Funnier than the funniest joke in the world, if you ask me...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Heh. Heheheheheheh. :)
There's also a list of the funniest jokes from around the world. My personal favorite is:
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Yes, I'm easily amused :) But really, all of them are pretty funny. Funnier than the funniest joke in the world, if you ask me...
